yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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