Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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