I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize
