And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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