id be glad to
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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