I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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