I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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