I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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