when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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