me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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