Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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