he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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