were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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