It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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