Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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