she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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