my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
did i walk over a car last night?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
