It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I have post one night stand depression
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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