i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
worst night to have a conscience
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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