how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
