"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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