hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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