he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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