Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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