im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I just found puke in my bra..
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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