White coat. Heels.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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