Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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