do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I look better un-naked...
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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