Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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