dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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