How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Randomize
