So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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