David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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