What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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