yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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