Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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