Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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