do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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