What did we do last night that was yellow?
babies were throwing up all over the place
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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