It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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