ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Who died my cat blue again?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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