Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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