He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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