The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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