I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?