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  I accidentally burped into my bong.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.

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• (619): View more from California

  For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.

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• (315): View more from New York

  at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.

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