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I think we need to take a brake

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What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'

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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.

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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...

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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...

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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.

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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war

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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.

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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.

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I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?

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