I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
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we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!