but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.