I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE