Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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