So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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