Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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