K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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