So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I feel like death gave me a hand job
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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