I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.