My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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