I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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