She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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