My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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